B-iz-Log

The “pregnant man” story is sweeping the nation. Unfortunately, TWO things are required for this to be true: a MAN, and a PREGNANCY. It is time to teach the media in this dumb country a new and fascinating lesson about the human body: Penis=Man, Vagina=Woman. Need I review? Just cause it had some “procedures” done to give it facial hair does NOT make it a man. See, if it had given itself a dong and torn out its uterus, I could understand. But it didn’t. So let’s be generous and assume that the headline was an innocent misspelling. “Pregnant Woman Story Sweeping Nation.” It doesn’t sound as interesting, but it makes me feel good inside.